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When someones replies to your text

And they’re like “huh?”

Really, bitch? The text is right there. How about you go back and read it again?

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liiinds:

SO CONfUSEd

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danceycorpse:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

how the fuck does that happen in 2 years?

because hollywood is a martian acronym for pimpifier

Dayum. They both lookin good.

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uncommong:

Omfg this is creeping me out so much

uncommong:

Omfg this is creeping me out so much

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canofbacon:

same

canofbacon:

same

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epic-humor:

epic-humor:

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  • expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
  • reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog